It's looking like a tie tonight between HIAG and CFC in the 'who can jizz on the digestive biscuit' first contest.
Come on fella, did you honestly expect @CFC: Champions of FFP to remain a lifelong gooner??? The first sign of trouble and he jumps ship quicker than a rat with a rocket up its ar5e. My guess is his next port of call will be Man City as they're very likely to win the CC, before eventually claiming he was a Barca fan all along.
That is looking increasingly like another epic wum fcuk-up by the Pixie-meister, from where I'm sitting!
As Plato once said "... better to have a lived a day as a prince than to get continually shagged up the arse by a bloke in yellow checked trousers..." ...no wonder you're on the pan still Dauphinoise.
I'm trying to build on my ventriloquist/dummy metaphor, but I can't help but get the feeling that I may have over-played my cards.