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wee cousin phoned me last night to tell me what happened to him on the train yesterday. He got on the train and the only seat spare was beside this wee bald guy holding some skanky old gloves who was snoring in a very high pitch, it sounded similar to a pig getting slaughtered. Anyway, my wee cousin, who is about 14, gave the guy, who was well into his 50s a gentle elbow in the ribs. Next thing the guy starts hitting himself in the chest with his gloves and shouting something about, "where's my weed, where's my weed". My cousin doesn't know what happened next, as it was his stop, but what are some people like, eh?

 

Simpaffy post.

 

cheers mate. It is first thing in the morning though, I think I deserve some credit for it. Obviously it will look even worse to those who haven't read Russell's thread though. And yes Gambol, I know you have read his thread.

 

At least ye made it up yerself

 

there is no ****ing doubt about that!

 

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7 posts already, I can see another 3 pager coming on

 

This is going well

 

I'm not GC poster of the year for nothing

 

How much did you pay?

 

4k and they chucked in a ****ey free holiday to the Maldives

 

Can't stop laughing at this

There's something wrong with me

 

You just appreciate good humour, just roll with it mate

 

you have to admit mon's humour is up there with the finest on here

 

You can **** right off you fat ****, I'm not popping into that one

 

Thanks. I taught him everything he knows.

 

Have you read Dev's thread or are you just setting me up for a "in ye pop"?

 

Trust no one