Defoe Notches Ahead Of The Derby....

the mingin lapdancer hasn't?

 

I meant to say passed around the footballing circuit. The Geordie lapdancer has just been handing out blowjobs for 20 quid around the back of blue velvet.

 

Pass her (or the slapper ) to me when you've had your 'go' . . . . please

 

You can have my turn on the slapper

If I got Danielle Lloyd, I think I'd be inclined to keep hold of that one, rather than just have a 'go'

 

And that's me sober as well.

 

As the kids would say, I'd make that my wifey for lifey!

 

Fair enough, I know people have different tastes. I'm not going to get all hysterical about it though

 

He looks a lot like Neville (Kevin Whateley) from Auf Wiedersehen Pet

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, in this instance I agree with you, gruesome but she could still be someone's wife and god forbid mother?

 

she looks like defoe with make up.

 

she wasn't there when I was in, slut