It's been a long time, now, since I hung up my wum-guns, as regular viewers will know. These days, I restrict my wumming to a few exhibition events.
Indeed, Luvvy. It is extremely bad form to brag about one's wum abilities. That is the reason why I was kicked out of the Wumsters Guild. In truth, I had out-grown its confines and strictures long before my exclusion. Since then, of course, I have re-written the Wum Rule Book. Twice over, in fact.
Funny how yet another one of HIAGs wum threads has turned into him getting rinsed by practically every poster on this board
You'd love to handle my arse and bite it, Pixie. But it is never going to happen, mate. You'll have to continue to pound out your sexual frustrations with those fantasies of "Rupert."
Or, to look at it another way... My box-office rating has drawn quite a crowd to this thread, and we haven't even got to the main attraction yet! I'm referring, of course, to Arsenal's ritual annual slaughter in the CL, this time to be carried out by Barca. By the time we get to tomorrow's kick-off, this thread will have been simmering quite nicely. Sorted! A good host always likes to keep his guests entertained in the warm up to the big event. By the way, it's funny that you mentioned people getting their "arses handed to them," because, tomorrow, we're probably going to see 11 of them get handed theirs!
Whatever was left of your arse after Rupert destroyed it, you've had handed back to you on a plate with the amount of wums gone wrong on here mate.
