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Rooney to China

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by glazerfodder, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps that's why he's getting fattened up - at the end of a 3 year contract they eat you. Does anyone know of any player that has come back from playing in China............exactly.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Kill him.
     
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    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    How can these idiots imagine that Rooney can be worth £500k per week ..................
     
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  5. cytrax

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    The brand not the feet.
     
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  6. Stan

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    He'll get really lardy gorging on spring rolls, spare ribs and Chinese hookers.
     
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    I can't see him going to China.

    They don't have Greggs over there and Colleen wouldn't like the shopping.

    If he leaves these shores it'll be to go across the pond. The land of fast food and copious consumption would be a dream fit for the Rooneys
     
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  8. cytrax

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    Colleen wouldn't like the shopping in Shanghai? I think you're mistaking that for Liverpool.
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    China is chav's heaven.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Full of snides mate
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    wan' buy DVD?
     
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  11. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Rooney OK - him give Yankee dollar him get good love.
     
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  12. Binomial

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    surprised he's managed 10+ years in a ****hole city like manchester
     
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  13. Binomial

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    If you sincerely believe Manchester is a sthole, what does that make Liverpool? The actual s**t?
     
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  15. Stan

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    He's never been close to Liverpool pal! I suspect the NW of England is a total ****ing mystery to him!
     
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  16. Binomial

    Binomial Well-Known Member

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    because you would know...whats yourmail address so i can scan over the 6 train tickets to liverpool (i oddly still seem to have) in the last 24 months?
     
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  17. Stan

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    You keep the train tickets but not the match tickets? Are you sure you weren't visiting someone in prison?
     
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  18. Binomial

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    well i'm a member you goon, it's on my members card. i could print off the confirmation on the email i received if you wanted?

    and by the looks of things, your fans have been ripping up tickets before match day <laugh>
     
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  19. Stan

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    I don't doubt for a moment that you're a member. It's been pointed out repeatedly by the other Liverpool fans.
     
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  20. Binomial

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    good, well i'm glad we've drawn a line under that then.

    anyways onto the subject that matters, how's lewiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii van gaal doing these days?
     
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