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Arsenal v Barcelona: the Showdown thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Feb 18, 2016.

  1. Tobes

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    There's a crime against football currently taking place at the Emirates.
     
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  2. Already, I feel soiled.
     
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  3. Lee263

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    How dare Hull not roll over for Arsenal! This is most unorthodox!
     
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    Billy the fish never read the script
     
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  5. Lee263

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    Fair weather Goons out in force on their board as usual. Sigh.
     
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  6. So, let's think this through, lads...

    Arsenal's players are going into Tuesday's game against the most devastating attack that has ever graced the game, having failed to score, at home, against a Championship side...

    I'm sure that I'm not the only one who thinks that Wenger is going to have a tough time getting his players to believe they are on to anything other than a very hard spanking, here.

    You can just imagine his pre-game team-talk...

    Wenger: "All you 'ave to do is believe!"

    Woezil: "Believe in what, boss?"

    Wenger: "Believe zat you are as good as ze Barca players, of course!"

    Walnut: "But boss, we weren't even as good as the Hull City players ffs! And they had a number of Spurs rejects!"

    Wenger: "Zat iz true."

    Giroud: "Be honest, for once, boss... we're fcuked, aren't we?"

    Wenger: "Completely."
     
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    Maybe you should gut him with your stanley, Tobes. <laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Having sat through that hideous 90 minutes, I've just ordered a ordered a large tub of Vaseline and arranged the delivery for MR A WENGER, THE EMIRATES, HORNSEY ROAD, LONDON.

    Delivery note says - thought this might come in handy, as I thought watching them banging you dry would have been cruel. Kind regards Tobes.
     
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  9. Pixie and the other Gooners will be ****ting themselves right now. Because, as bad as the game against Hull was, they know full well it's going to get so much worse.
     
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  10. Arsenal87

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    Not as worse as it is to be a Tottenham fan, lol, you guys hate your area so bad you rioted and nearly burned the whole place down!
     
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  11. Arsenal87

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    What happened? Was that comment too strong, did it make you cry HIAG?
     
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  12. NSIS

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    This may come as a shock to you, but not all Spurs fans live in Tottenham! Just as virtually no Chelsea fans live in Chelsea.
     
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  13. Lee263

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    So you couldn't beat Hull because..?
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    At least we got an area, Woolwich Kant.
     
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  15. Highburyal

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    Area to do what burn it down!
     
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  16. Lee263

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    As long as they have the beLeef they will be ok!
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

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    Woolwich burnt that week too...so glass houses and that <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
    Quoting this comment, just in case. So that HIAG can't go back and edit it. (not that it's stopped him before <laugh>)
     
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  20. Sucky

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    I cant see Arsenal getting past Barca over two legs, Their front 3 are virtually unstoppable and it really could be a cricket score by the end of the 2 legs with that trio of Neymar, Suarez and Messi... probably the best ever front 3 ever assembled, they could really do some damage.
     
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