Berahino to go on strike!

who did you buy instead then?

oh, that's right

nobody

 

...and, yet, we're still second in the league.

Ern, a word of advice, mate. If you are going to wum someone, do your homework. It helps, mate. Trust me.

 

... same with us and Messi tbf

 

Messi could do a lot worse than go to Leicester, at the moment, mate. United or £ity, for example.

 

2/10 attempt at back peddling. You get 1 point for the effort and 1 point for the 'mind the (goal difference) gap' punt

 

Could be worse, he could've said that Berahino was going to get his head down work hard and impress.
Then he was either going to move to a big club when the window reopened or sign a new contract with West Brom.
Now that really would've been inaccurate...

 

I think HIAG and his carer must share the same computer

 

... he does seem to be able to get his head down if the ball is ever in danger of connecting with it

 

Which one's posting your comments?

Looks like he's got it down into the trough recently, unfortunately.

 

Neither, I'm guessing it's your turn to use the computer now.

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If you're going to post a picture of someone who's a bit ******ed, then don't use one of your own fans:

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Touche'

 

Wow!

Pixie getting roasted by "Double-Barrel" PNP yet again, and reacting angrily against it!

Where is my popcorn gif when I need it!

 

Surely you're not deluded enough to equate a character with the actor who plays him?

 

Matt Lucas was in Star Wars, wasn't he? I think he played Darth Vader's camp bastard son in "The Gay Bites Back."

 

You sure that's not the name of the sex tape that you and Rupert made ?

 

There you go again! Engaging in wild homo-erotic fantasies about me and male figments of your fevered mind!

I feel utterly soiled!

 

Is that a line from your sex tape film 'The Gay bites back' ?

 

I think you're on the wrong forum with these revelations about your home movies HIAG

 

I cannot deny that I am built for gay porn, and have the looks to match, but (alas for all you closet screamers) I am as straight as they come.