Match Day Thread Augsburg V Liverpool

That was absolute tripe.

Henderson actually believes he's boss doesn't he.......

 

He is literally a Jim Henson creation.

 

Who's fist is up Hendo's arse then?

#loadedquestion

 

I will start off by saying I missed our game tonight (daughters for tea on Thursdays) and will miss next weeks but, I have been assured by my son we were pathetic.

Now, on to your game. I saw the match from 40 mins on and came to some conclusions.

1, you were a bit over excited by your front 3 after Villa made them look ok.

2, Coutinho has had his 1 in 8 game now against Villa, 7 games before you see his talent again.

3, Moreno will never be a defender as long as he has a hole in his arse (not even sure he is a player).

4, Like us you are still in with a chance of progressing. 1-0 will do for both of us, problem is we would probably face harder opposition in the next round.

 

Not sure he has a hole in his arse either...

 

Dunno but makes him run funny...

 

LVG - 49.4% win ratio
JK - 41.9% win ratio

LVG - 0.98 goals conceded (avg) a game
JK - 1.3 goals conceded (avg) a game

not great reading let's be honest...

 

Want to now compare how much time they've both have and how much money both have spent?

Thought not.

 

Spot on. Had either team won, it would have been prime examples of why the old addage "all that matters is the result" would have proved to be bollox

I think Dortmund, Sevilla, Bilbao and Fiorentina look to be the favourites for this and rightly so.

 

lets.

then do the same with klopp and roy....you won't tell the difference i promise you

 

Not that I give a 5hit but Livpl have spent a truck load too.

 

it's clear we can only look good against teams that roll over for us like rubin and villa

at the end of the day this team is talentless

 

You were discussing LVG not Roy

 

What about Spurs (and Valencia)

 

don't know why time matters either, mcclaren is described at the worst england manager ever and he only took charge of 18 games and still managed a 50% win ratio....

 

Like Billy says we're not discussing Roy at all so that's totally irrelevant.

Want to provide us with these stats then?

 

I'm sure Klopp was hoping for more from his players on his return to Germany with his new team. He won't have been impressed.

 

Under a completely different manager, feel free to come back and say the same thing once Klopp has had 3 years and has spent close to £300m like both LvG and Rodgers did

 

fiorentina arn't getting past this round....

semi finals are dortmund sevilla napoli and leverkusen.

finals is dortmund sevilla

winners: dortmund

 

well since you brought time into this. only fair we put jurgen up against a previous manager in roy who had the same number of games managed, no? (and spend)

yes i will.

Klopp: 5 months
LVG: 19 months

Klopp spend: 5m
LVG spend: 250m