I told him in a message that if he didn't leave her alone then I'd rip his face, so he sent a message to my girlfriend saying that he would be a much better boyfriend than me and that they are destined to be together. She deleted him from her friends and he tries to add her every day
bunny boiler! dont think i have to worry about this guy too much. first met him at my coming home/engagement party where i was a drunken basket case hitting the roof when the door slammed and telling everyone how happy i was that i wasnt dead although, i am waiting for the day where i wake up and he's strangling me with his long greasy hair
Long greasy hair? Is it me? I'm not worried about this guy unless he finds out where the missus stays I'd feel bad about kicking his **** in, but I will if I have to.
The wee one? Is this my supposed illegitimate love child with my birds fat goth sister? I seen him yesterday and hes a right fat ****er
Probably will. She's called him Aaron. How ****e is that name? I tried telling her that only steers and queers are called Aaron but she wouldn't listen. Aaron Only a few will know what I'm talking about here
Hang on, a wee fat bastard you say. Was Aaron not Elvis's middle name?? Sounds like a fat bastards name
Totally agree dougie. I'm not sure what makes me think that but theres something in the back of my mind All people named Aaron are ****s
