Whenever I reply to Gordon I always make sure my grammar is, as the kids would say, on point. Fair play to Wanderer though. Perhaps narcotics is the way to go. I could therefore be blissfully unaware of how **** Newcastle are!
You should do the opposite, for Gordon, just make as many mistakes as you possibly can whilst still making it sort of legible. He'll hate that, he's Chief Superintendent of the Durham County Grammar Police. I've heard he spends his weekends in the library going through books with one of those 'secret markers' underlining all the mistakes he can find.
I would however I am a closet grammar Nazi and there are many things I'd rather do than purposefully misspell words . Although I am nowhere near the level of Gordon.
I used to get horribly depressed after alot of matches when I was younger - not too negative though - why beat yourself up supporting your team - not always a good idea - no one makes you support them ....but as we all know once hooked stay the distance
