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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    For all us singletons hurtfully left out of the other thread: if you were to post a dating advert in your local paper at 50p per word, what would you put?

    Me:
    Short bitter man looking for fun, gsoh.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Feb 17, 2016
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Fat **** seeks black dong

    Volvo for sale
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 17, 2016
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Young rat seeks attractive professional drain pipe.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
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    Middle aged chain smoking alcoholic manic depressive seeks 20 year old nymph to stop him topping himself
     
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** off Gas.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Feb 17, 2016
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Handsome young frenchman with newly cleaned jeans seeking non-irish woman for occasional COD games
     
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    Toby, Feb 17, 2016
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fancy a slap?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 17, 2016
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    <laugh> Brilliant!
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Pleasantly plump loyalist seeks female for all you can eat Pizza Hut lunch buffets and to play **** the wet spot.
     
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    Null, Feb 17, 2016
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  10. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Married man looking for a way out. Will pay for sex.
     
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    Stan, Feb 17, 2016
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Superannuated lothario seeks sympathy ****.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 18, 2016
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Grumpy sourpuss seeks similar.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 18, 2016
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    its time to taste scan
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Well hung Irish dreamboat looking for his hole,willing to travel.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 18, 2016
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  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Dangerous Gang with GSOH looking for young fanny to sell to international sex trade
     
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    Patience, Feb 18, 2016
  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Toby?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 18, 2016
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Who wants pumped?

    Phone 07812567767
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 18, 2016
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