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Simon's Birthday Thread

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    Glad you like the vase we got you<ok>
     
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    It was pretty rubbish I woke up at about 3pm with a headache couldn't be arsed to go out for dinner, ordered some burgers and watched Chelsea until about 5am with my baby wide awake.
    The mother in law came over 8am this morning to get some paperwork filled in over the other side of the city to register my daughter into schools etc and I was too ****ed to get up and go with them.
    My Mrs came back about 230 pm as they needed my passport and I was still in bed..
    She had to drive back to some Government office again with it.
    Just eaten an apple after a few menthol ***s waiting for them to come back and cook me dinner .
    She had about 2 hours sleep so will be in a **** mood so I will be looking after my daughter all night.
     
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    I am very disappointed with the contributors of GC, I thought they could have made more of an effort to make your 40th a more enjoyable and memorable occasion. Probably because the site was down, that'll be the reason mate<ok>
     
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    The Mrs came back about 6 and we went out for dinner.
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    Nice food and really busy looked like a set from a Bruce Lee film.
    There was a table of young dudes playing cards and pouring tiny glasses of Carlsberg and challenging each other to drink it in 1 go.
    ****ing fannies got through about 5 cans between 10 of them in 40 minutes going for it.
     
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    They should drink more responsibly
     
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    Any bars or clubs around them parts?
     
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    Tons of bars but I'm too old for that lark now.
     
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    They have loads of these KTV clubs where you hire a room fill it with drinks and snacks and sing and smoke ***s ..
    ****ing dreadful places
     
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    Did you like my pic of one of the experts from Bargain Hunt, Simon? I was only kidding, you don't look like him at all, just the same jacket<ok>
     
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    I used to go to them when I lived in Korea, sometimes even had sex in them.
     
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    I don't wear glasses.
     
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    Prostitutes ?
     
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    Sometimes yep, but other times women whose husbands were away on business.
     
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    I hope you used sheaths
     
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    Erm...yes, of course<whistle>
     
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    And blankets,gets cold in Korea
     
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    Hence I said, just the ****ing jacket!! Ffs, I try to put on a birthday party for you on this thread(admittedly, not many people turned up, which disppointed me more than you) and you just get all defensive and give me abuse!!
     
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    In the winter, it certainly does.
     
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