Billy, you can have my turn with her for free. But what a superb video (the first one) - thanks for that mate ... a lot.
Fat mess, sounds like a howling Alsatian getting drowned. Who makes a tribute to a fallen soldier and writes "Murdered by Terrorists" underneath his picture?
You definitely have unique taste in women, Billy. I think she looks like a fat pig (probably smells like one too)
Shallow because I don't agree on somebody you think is good looking, yet you are using the same logic to discredit what you believe to be my taste
I know a lad, who could knock one out over anything... he'd sit watching this morning or whatever, with that scottish bird with the dark hair... Lorraine! He'd just stare at her and manage to knock one out. Or we'd be on a nightshift and he'd take a copy of the TV times to the bog and bang one out over the bird smiling on the crossword page. I've always needed some high quality material.
****ing hell I'm envious of you Billy. The grotters you're attracted to, must be so easy to get a shag, no other ****er wants them