Child used for free pizza by hot mum

She not like sauerkraut then?

 

The butchers shop is gid

 

Oh, Frikadelle too, you can get them in Aldi and Lidl, like burgers but different.

 

That stuff gives you cancer guise. Give it up

 

Fish is the dish.

 

I had fish tonight. Well it was chicken actually but same thing

 

Pud hasn't been to a decent Indian since he got chased out of Glasgow 2 years ago by the LYT. We run the Indians now. We've also taken over the Italians (Qua is where we run ops from in the Merchant City), and @Scan is in charge of the LYT Food Division.

We don't go near the Chinks because let's be honest here: Chinese food that is served up in the UK isn't even close to the actual food they serve up in China, which is, by the looks of Simon's photos, also ****ing rotten. In the UK it's just syrupy sauces of varying sweetness chucked over roughly chopped peppers and onions with bland meat thrown in. Anyone who prefers Chinese is a heathen, particularly someone called Devinder.

The LYT has an image and we won't tarnish it by being associated with that ****e.

 

I have to admit to enjoying that ancient Chinese delicacy the salt and chili chip.

 

And the original Chinese recipe of chicken balls in batter.

 

I had chicken chow mein with curry sauce sweet and sour battered sausage and banana fritters .
With an extra cup of gravy and free prawn crackers.
Yeah Chinese food is **** you thick ****s

 

The best chinky dish from the panda house is the beef and green pepper black bean sauce. I would recommend it. Make sure you ask for onions mushroom and chilli

@Der Kaiser

 

Aye, well if I'd married a Sum Yung ****, I'd also be inclined to wax lyrical about eating chicken feet and skewered dog

 

Go and play with your bum squirter and eat a roast dinner with your hands you towel head ****.

 

NO

 

There are pictures of me in my swimming trunks on here somewhere going back to 2012 I'm hardly going to give a **** now.

 

You look Irish,any Irish blood in you?

 

I don't think so , I have been compared to Ed Norton in the past though.

 

Which one?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=e...ved=0ahUKEwjh4qe_qP7KAhUGbhQKHb-mBT0Q_AUIBigB

 

You look like Gerry Glancy fae Kirkie and he's a taig (as if ye hadn't guessed already)

 

Every **** fae Kirkie is a Taig bit