Was this special pen the beginning of failure?

And take your mate Stan with you since you have been begging for likes from him.

 

I owe my extraordinary Like to Post ratio to Peskie and Hoddle Is a Girl.

 

As far away from ****s like you as possible

 

Not your rapier like wit then?

 

WTF is this thread?

It's Wumming 101 (as the Yanks would say)!

Or wumming with stabilisers on!

On a tangential note, I am rather disturbed by the number of photos that Stan has managed to post of monkeys masturbating. Is there a fetish site dedicated to that subject? Not that I'm interested, of course...

 

I'm no sex offender pal.

 

Yes, it's here - https://images.google.com/ - don't tell too many people though!

 

www.chimpcumshots.com

 

That's just what Saville said.

 

www.spankthemonkey.com is worth a look as well.

 

..yet here you are

 

I can't look at those sites at the moment, as I am still at work, but I will do when I get back from band rehearsal, tonight.

It's purely for research purposes, of course.

 

That's the problem with working reception, too many people can see your computer screen. You should train up to become a lawyer, they get their own offices

 

You're not really getting this Internet thingy are you.

Because I'm posting on this thread at the same time as you doesn't actually mean I'm standing close to you.

Ain't tecknology grand.

 

... obviously...you live in the castle in Balamory ...I know that is far far away...

 

No it's not. 100 yards doon the road is awe.

 

I thought I flipped burgers?

 

That's probably why you go through copious amounts of mouse pads.

 

What's the story?

 

As you seem to be a **** lawyer then best you get a new job









Only kidding about you being a **** lawyer so don't flounce off on one