Based on the photo of her that was posted on here a while back... I wouldn't want to see her teets to be honest.
Maybe after 2 spliffs and 8 pints of Carling. I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with a few.....
Good night last night. My youngest was over. I got a new brand of ***s from Bakky Dave. They're called Ronsons and are ****ing unsmokeable. They won't even do for making a joint. My daughter suggested taking them to uni and knocking them out there. I said I'd go halves with her. I admire her entrepreneurial spirit. No tits last night, but the sambuca was flowing. I'm glad I had my daughter to walk home with me
Probably be a quiet one tonight. It's supposedly the pub-crawl round Warrington tomorrow. There are about 20 signed up for it. I need to find out who's going. I'm not bothering if there are people I dislike involved and that's quite likely
Classic night at The Cheese on Saturday. The pub crawl ended up back at the cheese, but minus a few of the original number. Glass eye Pete got into a fight with a dwarf and ended up in A&E with badly bitten kneecaps. Denice got her wangers out in the Pipe and ferret and nutted one of the locals after he gave her a nipple tweak. Suicidal Malcolm took over the karaoke in the pig and whistle and ended up fighting with the DJ as he insisted on singing My Way 6 times on the spin. It ended with him punching himself in the face shouting, that'll teach 'em. Back at the local we walked in to see Fiona sat in the corner ****ing off smelly Dave!
Well I think it is very unfair for you to steal RHC's thunder by telling us all what went on. As soon as he is released from the main bridewell in Warrington, following his arrest for drunk in charge of a Tesco trolley, he will not be pleased.
1. The pub crawl was a damp squib 2. I met baseball bat mate instead 3. No Julie at the Grange on Sunday 4. My eldest getting **** from the head at work All in all, a ****e weekend, bar the win.
