Where are the goals coming from next season then?

Where can you see goals coming from next season? -

I reckon

Ba - 9-12 goals
Best - 6-8 goals
Lovern - 5-6 goals
Shola - 5-6 goals
S.Taylor - 5-6 goals
Ben Arfa - 4-5 goals
Barton - 4-5 goals
Cabaye - 4 goals
Jonas - 4 goals
Colo - 2-3 goals
Marveaux - 2-3 goals

I also reckon we could sign another striker that may get 10+ goals, and i also think that there will be around 5-6 goals from else where in the squad.

What do you reckon?

 

Pointless predictions especially predicting Cabaye, Marveaux's and Ben Arfa's while any of us are yet to see how good these players are consistently.

I think if Ba stays fit he will bag the majority of our goals though, with the chuckle brothers Ameobi & Lovenkrands pitching in with 4 or 5 each, not sure on the midfield because I'm not sure about what system or what players Pardew will use.

 

I'm sure I made a prediction of Jonas top scorer for us... i'll stick to that!

Jonas 10ish
Ba 10ish
Ben Arfa 8 or 9
Barton, Saylor, Cabaye, Shola, Loven - 5 goals.

A few others chipping in with a couple as well.

 

bestie will have to carry us with Ba chipping in.

 

Don't know if Loverman and Shola will get that many this season, only scored 6 each when first choice! Now they're probably third and fourth choice. Obviously Shola will get at least three against the mackems though!!

 

I think you're mental. You're predicting that we could score around 80 goals next season? If we get anywhere near that I'll suck Rick Waller off.

 

Imagine if Ameobi decided to bag himself 20+ goals... that would be fun haha

 

Here we go again

 

Your off your head

 

+1

 

That isn't going to happen for sure.

Got to go down as one of Tash's most stupid articles.

 

I am so desperate for that to happen!

 

If Saylor outscores Ben Arfa this season I think we'll all agree we're ****ed!

 

Saylor is going to pick up where he left off... 38 in 38 coming up.

 

Ba - 12 goals, Best - 8 goals, Lovern - 6 goals, Shola - 6 goals, S.Taylor - 6 goals, Ben Arfa - 5 goals, Barton - 5 goals, Cabaye - 4 goals, Jonas - 4 goals, Colo - 3 goals, Marveaux - 3 goals.

Another striker that may get 10+ goals, 5-6 goals from elsewhere in the squad. A possible 78 goals.

What do I think?

You're off your rocker!

 

He scored 3 in 3 at the end of the season, after a long injury. Ben Arfa must have played around 3 (?) matches too... And we weren't ****ed last season.

Don't know about the rest but Saylor to be the highest scoring CB in the prem IF he stays fit

 

The difference between Saylor and most other centre halves is that Saylor goes up for set plays with every intention of scoring whereas most others go up because they are told to

 

Saylor plays for Newcastle and for the fans, you see that every time he's on the pitch. He always wants to score.

 

We gave you Ba for free and I think he will get atleast 20 for you this season,then he will sign for somebody else the following year.either way Newcastle win as you paid f**k all for him.

P.S Thanks for Dyer by the way.