I wish. We take a wild stab at meltdowns like a bloke randomly poking a daddy longlegs with his pencil. We need to practice more. Specifically we need to master the true art of the pathetic flouce off lesving thread manoevre.
I can vouch for Chippy on this one. I visited the Toon board as their beloved club was being ripped new ones all over Stamford Bridge, and I taunted them with one of the most devastating weapons in my wum-arsenal - my cod-Geordie accent. If ever there was a weapon designed to toppled boards into melt-down hysteria, it is HIAG's extremely patronising cod-accent. Did those lads kick-off Mouser-style, with pulled-posts and a life-time ban? No. All I got was hugs and teary smiles. One Geordie chap even poked at me with a pencil and asked me if I was a Daddy-Long-Legs. I told him "Nay, marra. Ya knaa Ahm not."
When you are an astronaut locked in a space suit and fart.... the smell will hang around for ages and you eventally get used to it... and for us.... the suit is a metaphor for our club.. and the fart is the stench of defeat. Now where's that trawler with the seagulls.....
He's Bully from Arsenal Fan TV. The refs are all out to get them, it's a conspiracy and they're the best really.
Same old Arsenal, always cheating! Giroud gets a tug on the arm and he goes down like he's been shot, to get the player sent off. The ref falls for it, and the advantage is now with Arsenal. If Arsenal end up winning the title, it will have been "won" by cheating. What's the betting that Wenger did see it as a soft red card? Absolutely shameful stuff!
Leicester hanging on for grim death! They deserve a draw. Arsenal deserve nothing. I'd even begrudge them a point. I doubt there is a neurtal in thr country that wants them to win the league, not now.
I'd rather Spurs win at this point. Typical jammy as **** Arsenal. Bet A87 will be sucking off Wenger tonight!
Considerable injustice on Leicester tbf. Never a second yellow and an unfair advantage to the gooners.
It's the strutting arrogance that I have always hated. This is one of the worst Arsenal sides of all time, and they simply do not deserve top 4, let alone to win the title. If £ity beat beat us today, I won't mind, so long as they go on to win the title. Feeling really gutted for Leicester.
A87's comment of "thank **** for that" reads: "Well, we stumbled but our DIVINE RIGHT saw us win through in the end." We all know that Arsenal won't *really* win the title. Come on now.
Indeed. The one consolation I take from this is the fact that it took Arsenal getting a Leicester man sent off for them to scrape a desperate win. That is not the hallmark of champions.
