Kerosene to burn da cheeze down with Ketamine, a Keg of Karling and a Kilt for Rhc Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian and what the **** Kanye as well (the) Kop so we can go to games and all afford it (the) Krazy House A Kiln for BobbyD Knuckledusters and a Kalshnikov A new Keyboard for DR and a new Knee for his leg Kansas Klingons and a Knoll for suckmyklooooop Kuyt to replace Jerry's Balotelli Kippers all round A Karabiner for Enricky Krispy Kreme (all of it) Karate (the whole sport) A Kaleidoscope and Khakis in a neutral shade for Tobes Kites Kaffiyeh A Kayak for Rog Kush (the good stuff) Lots of kerb for IFWT to ruin his new Audi's wheels on and some Kohl and a Kaftan for his nights out in Brighton A Japanese Kamikaze pilot LFC Knockoff Kit for Astro Kibble and Kennels for all those ****ing dog avatars A Klavier, a Kazoo, a Koto, a Kettledrum and a Klaxon for the forum band A Kitchenette full of kebab stuff for Greez A trip to the Kremlin for Saint A few pairs of Deneese's and Fiona's Knickers A kiosk for Nozzer to start a kurrywurst business, a portion of his kurrywurst and a kettle so he can have a brew when entertaining in the special room
