As this is a public forum operating under civil law only, that would mean your hatred of Cellino is only based on balance of probability, and not proof acquired beyond any reasonable doubt?
We know he doesn't like Bermondsey accents, too often right, but what about Ozzie accents? I don't have one but I could try. I hope he doesn't have a Yorkshire accent, that's bloody awful that is.
Actually, I'm starting to get strangely attracted to your arse, Parsley. How does it feel,eh? Go on, give me a clue.
If you're at all interested, Marcos, I'll introduce you to my other paramour, Kim. He'll look after you OK. But for the moment leave me with my new best friend, Mr Parsley.