Dealing with some arseholes

Autism much.

 

Knobism

 

You are being a knob

 

Mods please remove thread its ended up with some arsehole throwing insults

My fault

 

The added advantage of this approach is that if it all goes wrong and you end up in court, you can tell the judge it was somebody else's idea.....

"I was coerced into it M' Lard..."

 

Nope

 

To be fair, Chaos thought he had an issue with bulling and felt alone, victimised and possibly even threatened. It must be stated for the record that anyone who is told to "Hurry Up" could feel this way.

For £3 a week you can text "Toon_Man_Sam" to 7801 to stop people from being told to hurry up. together we can fight this horrible disgusting type of behaviour from happening to middle class people in their workplace! No Middle Class person deserves to be treated this way!

 

. You wanted the attention

 

I guess its my turn to respond first so I have googled this and can provide the following information. Apparently the first thing to do is get yourself a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam) test. This sounds high tech (bit like an MRI) but in fact the digital part refers to the testers finger and you can guess where he sticks it. It should be gloved and lubricated so I would check both this and whether the practitioner is indeed a doctor. If he offers to do it either in the toilets in the pub or back at his house after a cocktail or two then it may be best to ask for his credentials first. If his initials are JPF I would get out of there quickly.
You may notice you are suffering from any or all of the following:

• Reduced sex drive
• Trouble keeping an erection
• Less sexual satisfaction

Hard luck mate - at least you can console yourself that if your mates are ever having a kick-about and forget the ball you should come in useful.
Please also note for future reference that you should try and be a bit more specific when describing the size. Instead of a small football you should describe it as Size 1,2,3 and 4. This will make the doctors job a lot easier.

 

What about being told to "Slow Down" does this count and if so how do I sue for compensation?

 

Well I'm very disappointed you are not taking my advice of the ripe alligator. You'll learn. They will be back telling you to hurry up next week. Then you'll think "I should have done what Andros said and curled one down then this would have been nipped in the bud"

 

I'll close it for you CC as you request.