Mate, when people compare you to an ass, they are not talking about the size of your wang I'm afraid.
I always laugh in the presence of beautiful women, it's like a defence mechanism, I suppose. It happened last week, after a gig; a young hottie came over to chat up our lead singer. I burst out laughing at the first thing she said. "You're built like a donkey!" she shouted - it was very noisy in the pub. "Fcuk me! I think I'm in here, lads," I screamed to the rest of the band, luridly clamping a hand over my bulging crotch. "No," screamed the hottie, "I said you laugh like a donkey! Now, go away, I want to shag your singer!" Ah, well. You can't win them all.
See you snuck on here at 9pm to have a look and then bottled it!! No posts since Feb 7. Typical fair weather plastic
