Pixie says that I obsess about him, and yet there he is fantasising about me masturbating! I feel used and exploited, all over again.
His new nickname should be FRISKIE. It is actually painful watching him hang on your every word and delude himself that he is not getting wound up. Please stop Wumming him
I like that! Yes, I ought to stop, but it's just so easy! Half the time, I don't even have to try! It's not as if I want to wum him, it just happens, because he is such a wum fcuk-up!
The first step to beating an addiction is to admit you have a problem, You're addicted to wumming Piskie. Weirdly I feel he likes it, he craves your validation, I fear for you.
That's one way of looking at it. In reality though, I kick HIAGs wums into touch and then he spends a dozen pages backtracking
Pixie and I have become a sad parody of what we once used to be. I know that. Eric & Ernie once bestrode the airwaves as comedic gods, with their Christmas Shows commanding the attention of millions; yet today, if you were to walk up to a kid and scream "wey-heh-hay!" whilst slapping their cheeks and then wiggling your glasses at them, you'd get arrested. Their star waned a very long time ago.
