here in the middle east we have these bum guns next to the crapper and after curling one out you can jet wash your rusty bullet hole...have to tell you gents..its an emotional experience, like giving your arse a birthday present.
I've seen them, £2,000 for a toilet seat. Come with a remote control and the seat warmed so when you got up in the morning you could take your morning stump without having to get your wife to warm the seat up first.
That is, quite simply, the funniest description of a sh*t I've ever read. Thanks for that mate - you've made my whole day.
Relic. You like reading old stories on all sports. Try reading about billionaire John du Pont and the murder of american wrestling coach dave shultz. Or watch a movie called foxcatcher. Interesting stuff. Moneymen getting involved in sports.
Thanks mate. i'll try those. I've just been watching a you tube thing on Jose Mourinho. Martinez recently said he preferred the Premier League with Mourinho than without him. So do I. Sam gets a mention, as does Fergie. "Pressure is millions of people around the world who have no food to feed their children. That's pressure, not in football". Yeah, that's a special one to me. And I hope h's back here soon. Have a nice day mate.
