As I once said when I saw Jordan in the eighties, "tits like coconuts" ,she agreed and said "they also like bacon rind"
Well technically, what I said wasn't true. He could post the picture of some tits, but it would be his last ever post with that account
Not sure you should be claiming to have seen Jordan's tits in the eighties, she was only born in 1978 so was a maximum of twelve years old when you saw her
Didn't bother with Julie on Sunday. Got too stoned in the Cheese. There was a 60s fancy dress disco on Saturday night. The only person who bothered to get dressed up was DJ Phil apparently