Anyone ever encountered one? I stayed at Jerry's last night & she recently had a new bog seat fitted. Will it **** stop up. Several times now I've almost had my cock chopped off. I've got it sussed but still a bit tricky when pissed. Especially if you spray a bit like I do.
Having a one handed piss while holding the seat with the other hand when you are pissed is never easy..
I know, I've usually got a bit of cleaning up to do & she wonders why it takes me so long to have a piss.
I've come across (encountered) those types of seat from time to time, and they're blinking dangerous . . . . I call them 'chopper choppers' I've got to be careful anyway 'cos since my Jewish surgery, many years ago, I have a dual streaming problem (only a small one, mind . . . . I definately shouldn't have said that )
Without trying to sound like a twat. You wanna see some of the bogs we install. Fully sensored. Gan near it the **** lift up. Full jet washes the whole lot. Knackers are spening thousands on a ****ter. Madness.
I more than dual stream. Sometimes I'm like a ****ing watering can. All depends on how my jappa is lined up.
I did that one at a house party as a little treat after a few shandies. Only to realise there was no bog roll left...
Same happened to me mate on the first visit to my new girlfriends house and i was sat there thinking now do they know there is no bog roll left or do i shout down stairs for a new one.
I'll be honest when pissed and in the comfort of somebody's house where I know it will be clean I just sit down to piss. It's so much less hassle.
Arse washes are the way forward. Mind if the pressure is high and hoop open its like giving yersel an enima.
