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Off Topic Circumcisional toilets.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Anyone ever encountered one?
    I stayed at Jerry's last night & she recently had a new bog seat fitted.
    Will it **** stop up. Several times now I've almost had my cock chopped off.
    I've got it sussed but still a bit tricky when pissed. Especially if you spray a bit like I do.
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    Having a one handed piss while holding the seat with the other hand when you are pissed is never easy..<laugh>
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I know, I've usually got a bit of cleaning up to do & she wonders why it takes me so long to have a piss.
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I've come across (encountered) those types of seat from time to time, and they're blinking dangerous . . . . I call them 'chopper choppers' <yikes>

    I've got to be careful anyway 'cos since my Jewish surgery, many years ago, I have a dual streaming problem (only a small one, mind . . . . I definately shouldn't have said that :emoticon-0127-lipss) :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Without trying to sound like a twat. You wanna see some of the bogs we install.

    Fully sensored. Gan near it the **** lift up. Full jet washes the whole lot.

    Knackers are spening thousands on a ****ter. Madness.
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I more than dual stream. Sometimes I'm like a ****ing watering can.
    All depends on how my jappa is lined up.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just do sit down wees.

    You never know, you might do a bonus poo you never knew you needed.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Often.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    This thread is the most piss takingly crap thread in history..<laugh>
     
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  10. mackemwelder

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    Are you taking the piss? :)
     
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    I did that one at a house party as a little treat after a few shandies.

    Only to realise there was no bog roll left...
     
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    Thats when ya need a jetwash.
     
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    Same happened to me mate on the first visit to my new girlfriends house and i was sat there thinking now do they know there is no bog roll left or do i shout down stairs for a new one.
     
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    I'll be honest when pissed and in the comfort of somebody's house where I know it will be clean I just sit down to piss. It's so much less hassle.
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    That's even worse when you have a winnet.
    Terrible. <ok>
     
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    And I thought I was the only one.
     
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    Any flannels available?
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Arse washes are the way forward. Mind if the pressure is high and hoop open its like giving yersel an enima.
     
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    Standing up?
     
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    Your own worst enema?
     
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