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Match Day Thread vs Sunderland (H)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Feb 2, 2016.

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Result...

  1. Home win

    31.8%
  2. Draw

    18.2%
  3. Away Win

    36.4%
  4. Custurd Cream's taste nicer when dipped on dilute orange

    13.6%
  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    They are not turds they are bottlers.

    They also have zero comprehension that what they serve up is **** week on week.

    That's the real thing. We got lallana after game oh we sat too deep oh we've another game Tuesday.

    Why didn't you sort it out on 80mil. 2 nil up and cruising... another brain dead kick from Moreno. A terrible wall set up from Mingolet and then let's it bounce over him and then it's panic.

    We hardly touched it after really... both toure and sahko then let their men turn and have space...

    That's no bottle, no leadership, no brains stuff.
     
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  2. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Ah yes! That was me.....Don't think we have the right kind of turds for that particular technique though...<laugh>
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Thats it.

    Can not name one player in the back five that doesn't brain fart at least twice a game.

    Can not name one player in our midfield with imagination or fire in the belly or steel in their spines.....Actually this won't be popular but I'll name Allen as the exceotion to that...just a pity its the PL league and not under 11's

    And forwards? They like touching the ball so much I feel sorry for their partners waiting for them to come out of the bathroom....
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think anyone who touches the ball so much goes blind.

    I think this is what's wrong. They can't see each other to pass anymore
     
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  5. *sense of humour failure alert*
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Rodgers inherited a much better side. He inherited a side with a Suarez, Gerrard, and Reina in it for a start.

    Who do we have now? No strikers. No good goalkeeper. Coutinho is decent but very inconsistent.

    We don't have a single player to get excited about. Ings, Can, and Sakho are bright hopes but we need players who are good now. Rodgers allowed the team to get worse after spending boatloads of money.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't have expectations on any manager winning the title with us but doing so without making a single signing is a very tough task.

    We've got more chance with Klopp who has a history of winning things and was wanted by everybody than we did with Rodgers who had experience with teeth whitening products.
     
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  8. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy ...

    Suarez-esque performance.
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    First 30 second do were woeful.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's frustrating in that Coutinho, Studge, Firmino as a front 3 all season and we'd be a much different team.
     
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  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    yeah there's a better chance of us scoring more than we concede <laugh>

    our defence is the bigger issue for me, ****ing shambles it is.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It is a mess but if we're scoring we're probably pushing teams back and taking the pressure off the defenders. A lot to sort out in the Summer.
     
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  13. And Ings.
     
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  14. Binomial

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    the game v norwich is all the proof you need.

    even when 4-3 up with stoppage time to play, we can't see the game out.

    regardless if we got the win. it was disgusting and shameful
     
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  15. Defence is poor but the midfield is the weak point. We fail to control games and when we do have possession we lack ideas, we're either too patient or too inpatient, there is no composure or cutting edge. Add that we're currently playing five midfielders and no striker in each game and there is little wonder we're struggling.
     
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  16. And it's the midfield that should be doing that!
     
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  17. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully come next season, the likes of Milner, Lucas and Henderson are nothing more than squad options, and we're not relying on Emre Can.

    Not just that, we need a real b*stard in the team. Hopefully the rumours are true regarding Granit Xhaka.
     
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  18. Binomial

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    Klopps first 28 games in charge at liverpool: 28G 12W 9D 7L GF:47 GA:37 +10GD Win Ratio: 42.8%
    Hodgsons first 28 games in charge at liverpool: 28G 11W 8D 8L GF:40 GA:32 +8GD Win Ratio 39.2%

    thats how bad we are, defensively worst now than under roy, JOKE!

    people don'tr really understand but that should sort some of the jokers out there who still think we have a shot at top 4.... that season under roy we finished 6th...looking like we'll finish this season 8th again or possibly 9th
     
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  19. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    The 'encouraging ' thing is that we seem to be mainly conceding goals from stupid individual errors. The shape and structure is slightly improved.

    Sakho needs to be doing better against Defoe, Lucas and Kolo need to do more to prevent the ball reaching Defoe. But the whole pressure came about from conceding from a stupid free kick which Migs messed up.

    We do this to ourselves - stupid mistakes - adds pressure - no steel - we crumble.
     
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  20. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Hodgson also had Reina and Agger.

    Klopp hasn't had a settled defence since he's been here due to injuries.
     
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