Off Topic How do you relax?

You can change the **** for a **** or a blow job if you are feeling lucky.

 

Or if you want to combine - start off with the danger wxnk then wake her up to finish you off with a blowie. Has the added advantage of making her think she's either really good at BJs or you must really love her.

 

While choking yourself in some manner. Or in JPF's case having a bit of pokey bum fun.

 

Yall are twisted sickos.

Anyone into being cuckolded then?

 

Have you met the missus??? No?? Lucky you!!

 

Not knowingly although I often wonder who that other bloke is in the bed.

 

You do realise that you dont need a password to access this site.

 

It's the servant!!!

 

My PT has me doing squats and they work me hard. I have **** balance which hinders somewhat. Melatonin i've used for jetlag before.

By the way.. Last night I resorted to Acetomorphine (sp?) to spark me. Woke up fresh tho.

 

It reminds me of my musical youth...

 

What on earth is the world coming too?

 

PT stands for Philippino Toilet. Hence the squatting.

 

I relax by trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard, so hard.

 

On the ****ter mate #goldentime

 

Seriously. My PT runs the marathon de sable. He is fooking hard core.

 

Get a world vision child and you'll sleep like a baby , it takes the edge off of things that seemed so important but weren't . On top of that , a whole family you don't know get to relax a bit .

 

Easier still. Dont wake her up.