I don't believe for a moment, that you lack the social sophistication to have worked-out the best way to 'chillax' (I hate that ****) by yourself. No, I see attention-whoring, or boredom, not sure. Either way I flatly refuse to take part. It's just not Cricket, old-boy.
Well you see, all I wrote was 'word' after 'that' and it's been blanked-out? It's not as if I wrote '****', or anything.
Bored in a hotel away from home, I don't believe it.... Everyone knows its fun, fun, fun when you're working away.
That is miles away. At least you will be able to talk to people who are happy going to St James' park on a weekend
Watch peaky blinders m8. The brummie lingo sends me straight to the land of nod also alcohol makes you wake up pal in the mid of the night. Nowt worse I'm a poor sleeper as well
Try not sleeping the night before. You should then be able to sleep on the following night solving all your problems.
Danger wnak? The feeling of excitement of not getting caught by the missus combined with the shame and self hatred should do the trick!!
After work get yourself in the gym and bash out some squats and deads, then go for a (simple) carb-heavy dinner. Or try some melotonin caps from a health food shop.
Its a bit sad when you have to resort to that. Just wake the Mrs up so you dont have to worry about the shame and self hatred. I mean isnt that why we get married.