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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Depends on your metabolism.
    Besides Diabetes is well down my list to worry about...
     
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  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe for a moment, that you lack the social sophistication to have worked-out the best way to 'chillax' (I hate that ****) by yourself.

    No, I see attention-whoring, or boredom, not sure.

    Either way I flatly refuse to take part.

    It's just not Cricket, old-boy. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'm sat in my hotel room, bored and struggling chill.
    Chillax is so 90's. I hate that word too.
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Well you see, all I wrote was 'word' after 'that' and it's been blanked-out?

    It's not as if I wrote '****', or anything.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So 'word' is blanked but '****' isn't?
    Seems like the swear filter is playing up. <laugh><whistle>
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Bored in a hotel away from home, I don't believe it....
    Everyone knows its fun, fun, fun when you're working away. <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The only fun is for the wife as Obi creeps through my bedroom window.
     
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  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    <laugh> Obi not been on for a while?

    I've got the joys of Exeter next week - cant wait <grr>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    That is miles away. At least you will be able to talk to people who are happy going to St James' park on a weekend <laugh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Obi is busy travelling the world on the Man vs Food roadshow.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hope you live in a bungalow.
     
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    Watch peaky blinders m8. The brummie lingo sends me straight to the land of nod also alcohol makes you wake up pal in the mid of the night. Nowt worse I'm a poor sleeper as well
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Try not sleeping the night before. You should then be able to sleep on the following night solving all your problems.
     
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  14. LiamO

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    hmm
     
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  15. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Danger wnak? The feeling of excitement of not getting caught by the missus combined with the shame and self hatred should do the trick!!
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    After work get yourself in the gym and bash out some squats and deads, then go for a (simple) carb-heavy dinner.

    Or try some melotonin caps from a health food shop.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Lift some heavy **** and swim
     
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  18. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Do some crappy match day threads. Yours certainly send me to sleep.
     
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Its a bit sad when you have to resort to that. Just wake the Mrs up so you dont have to worry about the shame and self hatred. I mean isnt that why we get married.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    EEWWL

    Eat early Workout **** Late
     
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