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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Any tips on how to chill out?
    Been reading of late but it is backfiring as It's a good book so I end up staying up even later <doh>
    Tried booze but I end up getting pissed and then get a hangover.
     
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    I've been told by various that autofellatio is the way to go, but haven't "got down" to trying yet.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I like whale songs, so I'm thinking of moving to Norfolk...

    :emoticon-0159-musicGet me off the ****ing beach you ****s:emoticon-0159-music

    Ahhhhhhh....
     
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Never would have guessed that you were a lover of Wales Music JPF...
    luckily, I've got just the thread for you - an oldie of mine from a few years back...:emoticon-0159-music

    http://www.not606.com/threads/wales.229655/
     
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  5. Lord Jonjomort

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    Look up ASMR online or on YouTube. Lie back and listen. Recommend any guided meditation with crystal or Tibetan bowls. Also try watching the greatest relaxant in history, Bob Ross' Joy of Painting.
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

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    It's The Dude's dad.
     
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  8. Heed

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    Eat early.
     
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    Learn to play an instrument. Then, when you have learned to play that instrument, play it in your spare time to relax. I have gotten a lot out of playing the guitar over the years and I just pay to myself at home.

    If you're just talking about relaxing to get off to sleep then I'm probably the least qualified person you will ever meet to offer advice on that front. I think switching tvs, phones, tablets, laptops, etc off a good 30 mins before you go to bed seems to be a sensible idea. Exercising during the day I think may help too.
     
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    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I noticed how drinking diet coke ****ed with my sleep recently too.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I drink lots of that ****e
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ****ed up big time last week. Set off from Cheltenham at 5.30pm.. Downed 4 pro plus... Got home for 10.... Awake till 3am.
    Buzzin.
     
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    Drink proper Coke it's better for you...
    At least a Litre a day.
     
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    Switch to Ovaltine mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Also full of caffeine (and sugar) but maybe not the ****ed up chemicals that are in the diet stuff (aspartame, phenylalanine, etc).
     
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    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Pro plus ehh? Could be part of the reason you can't relax. <laugh>
     
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  17. Heed

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    You need to slow down mate....
    You should know better with pro plus
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I know mate but always in a hurry to get my arse home.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Its strong **** and i've just got reacquainted with it lol
     
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    That's one way to guarantee Type 2 Diabetes lol.
     
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