Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

I certainly did not. How very dare you.

 

John Park and Dudu Dahan choose our players

If they're in Dahans agency all the better

 

At the same time he was buying a deodorant,the girl asked him did he want the ball type.Quick as a flash,Dev said,"No,the one for under my arms"

 

I've not seen enough to convince me that Ronny should not be given more time. I stood by WGS, Lennon and others when people were calling for their heads so I'd give him another go at Europe and then decide after that.

 

I dare say it isn't all his fault. The board has a lot to answer for but the board has acted the same way for years. We told you so. We told you they were taking the piss out of their fans.

You just pointed and laughed and said at least we are not Rangers.

You bought right into Pistol Pete's rhetoric so suck it up sweet pea.

 

The scouts got praise for forster, wanyama , vvd etc (and rightly so) but by **** they need shot for some of the other "talent" they have spotted.

 

Oh.....ok.....Sorry bud.

 

Then after he bought the soap and the deodorant, he went back to the same girl rather shyly and bought some condoms. The girl asked if he wanted a bag. Quick as a flash, Dev said, "no, she isn't that ****ing ugly"

 

classic m8

 

What have you seen that DOES convince you he deserves more time?? We're such a one-dimensional team, and I just cannot see it getting better. Over 20 signings and the vast majority have been rotten,

 

The next day he went in and purchased a packet of sanitary towels. The girls asked if he wanted a lawn mower. When he asked why she said "well that's your weekend ****ed - you may as well cut the grass instead".

 

And then the wee Chinky jumped out from behind the bushes and shouted, "supplies"




Sorry, I was thinking of a different joke.

 

We were calling for Lawwell head for years. You ****s distracted us with unending hilarity

 

While he was there he asked the girl did she have anything for hiccups,the girl slaps him on the face.
"What did you do that for?" Dev asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
Dev says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"

 

They'd rather risk 10 mil on 5 players who could get you back 10 mil each than 10 mil on two proven players who won't give you a return

 

We've lost a total of 4 (Four) domestic games this season.

Last month we scored 19 goals in 4 games, we have scored tons more goals than our closest rivals and we still have the best defensive record. I don't see that as some sort of crisis.

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35162367

 

Point proven on the £12m spent on 6 strikers .. all of them failed!

 

They probably just threw the last 2 games,think of the odds and better return than the prize money combined.

 

Do you not think that potentially missing out on champions league football (again) would be a crisis for Celtic? Celtic wil still win the league but based on performances , we wont get into champions league.

We have no **** to sell to plug that gap for a third year running.