Off Topic RIP the goldfish

My daughter's pet goldfish died tonight.
We had Bobby and Shola and Shola is no more.
RIP wee man.
I sense a trip to pets at home soon.

 

While you're there, can you check if they sell left-backs please?

 

ar what a shame .. R I P shola

 

He was about 5 years old. Poor little thing.
Lovely natured and just mooched about the tank minding his own business looking all happy and stuff.

 

Very aptly named then!!!

 

Did you flush it down the bog, or give it to the cat?

 

Straight down the bog. No messing.

 

It's what he would have wanted.

R.I.P. Wee man (no pun intended)

 

This news is just off the scales..

 

Can they see the football on tv?

 

Call the next one Steve Guppy.

 

RIP goldie.

 

Mark...



Mark Fish. Get it?


Im ****ing wasted on here. Should be on the radio.

 

You have a face for Radio

 

Only a mother could love.

 

I'm going to get the kids to call the next goldfish Mitrovic.
I'll be sure to pick a young one who seems angry and keeps bumping into things.

 

Surely if its an orange golfish either jack or colback would be better suited.

 

Or really confuse the kids and call it wes brown.

That'll **** them up.

 

You will feel a lot better when it comes time to flush him as well.