If the England squad for the Euros was being picked today ....

It's "where" numbnuts

 

You are quite right, Fossil. I have a dreadfully springing keyboard in my office. Typos abound, when I use it.

 

I've noticed!

 

Ouch! That's gotta hurt!

 

Or a butt plug being inserted up your ......

 

I beg your pardon?

Where the hell did that come from?

 

Ann Summers ...

 

Crap shop! I bought the wife some underwear from there, once, and the crotch had fallen out! I had to throw the things away. Bloody useless!