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Another thieving scumbag

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 1, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I can only apologise for another thread from the Metro which is the rag of all raging *****s but have a gander at this prize cnut

    http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/01/stude...er-buying-eight-without-wafer-inside-5655167/

    What she doesn't know is that all she is "entitled" to under consumer law is a full refund for any goods that were not satisfactory or not sold as advertised. The thieving arab is now demanding a lifetime's supply of Kit-Kats as if she is a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

    Knowing Nestles (I have an inside source) she'd be offered her money back plus coupons up to the value of about £20.

    It is a sad indictment of society today when a pack of end of the production line biscuits produces the line "‘The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance" resulting in her demanding (not suggesting or hinting at mind you) that she be given free Kit-Kats for the rest of her sorry life expectancy.

    I hope the greedy scumbag chokes on them.
     
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    Saima Ahmad

    enough said...
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I have had some pure choco Kit-kats they were nice.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Well she snared you ya ****ing steptoe contcha!
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Another ****ing oxygen thief.
     
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  6. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Terry Wogan's dead and this greedy lassie is trying to get free biscuits? Jerry Hall's shagging Rupert Murdoch in a Robert Maxwell costume? What's wrong with this country.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We are fast becoming as bad as the Yanks when it comes to litigation.
     
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  8. Moses

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    Yup we're as fat as them now and growing as dense as them too. If the 60's will be remembered for promiscuity, the 70's the drugs, the 80's the greed. What will this decade be remembered for all the bitchy whining probably. Everyone thinking they have rights? Aye right<laugh> I'm beeling noo I'm going tae dig up Richard Burton's corpse and go and put oan a performance of Equus for that mean spirited wummin.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    She can go to Cologne If she wants to bitch about having 2 brown fingers ruining her day.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    kit-kats are strictly for women, ****s & *****s
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My wife used to think I was being harsh when I said that 80% of the UK population are borderline morons, she is now of a mind that I under-estimated the numbers.
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    Telling me you're not partial to a chocolate finger?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I can't take any more of this, I have to do something, i've decided that she's in line for a good old-fashioned House-egging.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> yaassss
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ..then we'll see hhow she likes them apples...or eggs. I've a feeling she will be laughing on the other side of her face when she has to clean my yolk off her door.
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    I suggest you use cadbury's creme eggs. Then you can sue if they got no yokes.
     
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  17. Toby

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    Makes perfect sense, the company ****ed up so they may as well pay up to avoid the bad publicity.

    Anyways, she's a mong, she should have asked for a lifetime of peanut butter chunky kitkats, the normal ones are ****.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "anyways"

    Twat
     
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  19. Patience

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    Said the thick Arab student to the biggest food company in the world <laugh>
     
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  20. Deleted 1

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    Yep - and it's a negotiation so you'll never get exactly what you ask for. Might as well aim high.
     
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