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Following on from the psycho bird thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yet again magic laudrup 11 fails to disapoint his horde of loyal fans <ok> I give to you the picture of the bird I was pumping at xmas (the psycho). My brother was telling me about Saturday night in the taxi queue and someone shouted my name. It was her and she wanted to know why I haven't been talking to her and if she could come back with me. I don't remember this at all but he said I jumped the whole queue when she wasn't looking and jumped through an open taxi window and the guy started driving as soon as I hit the backseats <laugh> I had a text from her in the morning telling me I looked great and she wanted to see me again <doh> TAKE THE ****ING HINT <grr>

    Anyway.......enjoy
     
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  2. lone ranger

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    by the sounds of it she'll be wearing your face like a mask within a month <ok>
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** that LR....she's a complete ****ing loon. Her uncle phoned my boss to find out what kind of a guy I am. I hope he told him that I'm a mad shagger or something <laugh>

    I'm back with Mrs Magic Laudrup anyways so will only be satisfying her sexual requirements for the time being <ok>
     
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  4. Castleger

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    ML - were's the rest, c'mon, we know there's more<ok>

    Those little breasts look like they've possibly been enhanced? Or is it the bra working wonders for her?

    That looks like a big ****in moth on the windae sill - I'm getting to domesticated <doh>
     
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  5. Maltese Mick

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    we need more revealing pictures than that <ok>
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The others have been deleted. Couldn't risk getting busted with them. The tits haven't been enhanced and are 34dd <ok> As I've said on numerous occasions, she had pretty much no nipples which was one of the strangest things I've come across. I think one day pished I was telling my dad about them <laugh>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    i didnt even notice the window <laugh>

    she has the crazy look to her, crazy sex is usually quite good though. Crazies have looser morals than your normal person. <ok>
     
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  8. Castleger

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    A nice wee father and son chat<laugh>

    "she husnae any nips faither"
    "ah'm proud 'o ye son"
    <laugh>
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    she actually sounds creepy.

    Mrs.LR has a stalker from uni (a fellow phd weirdo) and this guy is creepy as **** <laugh> has absoultely no social skills and can barely look you in the eye and speak at the same time. he seems to think she's his best pal (apparently he's a bit gutted he's not coming to the wedding <laugh> the ****ing loon) whereas he's actually someone she sees once a wk and studies the same dead irish author as <doh>
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She loved getting it but wouldn't say boo to a ****ing goose. I could tell there was a dirty bitch side to her but she was afraid to show it. Far too shy for me.

    Castleger thats how I remember the conversation going. He asked how it was going and I told him that <doh>

    What the **** are you ****s doing looking at the window <laugh>
     
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  11. TN8

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    She ****in looks as creepy as she sounds <yikes>

    Is she some sort of goth?

    Disappointed in you Magic, you can do better lad <ok>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    LR my missus has a stalker like that as well. He thinks because they both came from Stonehouse that they're best mates <doh> I was getting the train home with her one night and this big fat **** with stains down his t-shirt came up and started mumbling away and said something about how they should get a drink. I couldn't help but laugh at the ****, but the missus felt sorry for him <doh> I'm pretty sure the guy had pissed himself as well. Theres a few on her facebook that are total weirdos as well.

    My stalker can't follow me much more. She doesn't know where my brother stays or my parents, but she does know my cousin who can be a ****.
     
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  13. Castleger

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    Is that a wig she is wearing?

    At least the detail and design of the brazier takes the focus away from her coupon, a definate double bagger in my opinion<ok>
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She's no a goth TN8 and is actually a lot nicer looking than that picture gives her credit for.

    Trying to upload a picture from her facebook but it won't let me <grr>
     
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    [video=youtube;qkzPpaHqM9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkzPpaHqM9s[/video]

    you're ****ed magic
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's no a wig, I ****ing hate her hair. She had it much nicer before and then turned up with 'that'
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She also always had a big hairy fanny <doh>
     
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  18. Castleger

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    That will be inadmissable in court, when she is up for your murder Magic<ok>
     
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  19. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    this guys harmless really, just always asking "us" out for a drink/cinema/****ing anything, he's just odd. phd people are amazing, honestly, what a collection of fruitloops <doh> i mean, i might know the odd violent, racist, jakey, killer, bigot but at least their not odd <ok>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Castleger <ok> <laugh>

    LR this guy I think is harmless but it's impossible to tell. He reminds me of the fat useless **** in full metal jacket as in he could just suddenly snap, and he seems about as slow in the head as him. He sent her a private message asking for her number to arrange something <yikes> Shes actually been in tears about this guy constantly sending her messages
     
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