You got to feel sorry for Nige. Nae square sliced and nae haggis. Nae wonder they are always moaning.
Stovies? A dish that contains many of the ingredients of bubble and squeak. I think you'll find an English mouth breather has already mentioned that.
As with everything it is a matter of taste and opinion. I don't think you should call people idiots or ****ters because they have a different breakfast to you. Personally I go with two sausages, two slices of black pudding and bacon and scrambled eggs and mushrooms.
Sausage mate. Made especially to fit in a roll or bap as you hoofters call them. Incredible piece of culinary engineering. If you are ever in Scotland look for a place that is selling steak slice. Avoid frozen lorne like the plague though. They make that ****e out of MDF.
Do you really think the country that invented everything couldn't make rolls to fit their sausage SN? You silly fool you.