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Full English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh breakfast

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 31, 2016.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You can't have fried eggs and beans onthe same plate.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 31, 2016
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Course ye can kiddy
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nevermind the egg, nae bacon?<yikes>

    What the **** is wrong with you ya weirdo.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You are all incorrect.

    This is correct:
    2 x Fried egg
    2 x Bacon
    2 x Sausage
    Mushrooms
    Tomatoes
    Bubble and Squeak
    Bread and Butter
    Tea
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 31, 2016
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Square sliced
    Bacon
    Black pudding
    Haggis
    Fried egg
    Fried bread
    Beans
    Mushrooms

    Crispy roll and nice cuppa rosie.

    That's how I roll honkies
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
  6. Patience

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    2 bits of bacon? Yet another English ****.
     
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    Patience, Jan 31, 2016

  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oops
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You're going to get yourself banned for rampant ****ery.

    Bubble and ****ing Squeak.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Emmm .....2 bits of bacon is fine by me. The mare bacon the better tbh.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Black pudding is pish compared to white pudding.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    **** off Paddy. And take yer tattie breed wea ye.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That's because you're reading the words in a ****y oirish acent, try reading it in a Danny Dyer voice.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A wee bit of fried dumpling is nice anaw.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Even gayer to be fair
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tattie bread is beautiful.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ach away ye go. Just soaks up all the fat.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Mind you I don't like tattie scones either.

    Nae Paddy in this Presbyterian wife beating alkie.
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You wouldn't know yer arse from yer elbow old timer.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 31, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Yes I do.

    My arse is the thing I get the wife to finger and my elbow is the thing I smack her on the nose wiv.<cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 31, 2016
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  20. Patience

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    Real men fry the bread in the bacon and sausage fat.
     
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    Patience, Jan 31, 2016
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