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Full English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh breakfast

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What do you insist on having down the greasy spoon?

    Bacon
    Eggs (x2 fried or scrambled if I am feeling saucy)
    Sausage
    Fried mushrooms
    Black pudding (if available and if I am Hank Marvin)
    Beans
    Chips (
    Toast
    Brown Sauce
    Tea

    Not a fan of fried bread, take or leave hash browns and no form of tomato dare show itself near my plate.

    Soda bread and White Pudding if ever in Oirland
     
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  2. Mick

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    Had an Ulster fry this morning. Sausage, bacon, fried egg, tattie bread, soda bread, pancake - with brown sauce.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Sausage bacon white pudding egg spud bread soda bread pancake and mushrooms.

    Tea.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Just a plate of beans for me
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Bread soda bread AND pancakes sounds like flour overload.
    Good bacon grilled
    Mushrooms
    Tomato
    2 fried eggs
    Thin steak
    Home made crispy chips
    Granary toast
    Black Lavazza coffee with brown sugar

    Brunch
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    That's massively homosexual.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Chips should not be served with a fry up ever.
     
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  8. Patience

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    Trust the English to **** up a perfectly good heart attack meal by adding chips.

    Bacon
    Sausage (2 x link and 1 x square)
    Fried egg x 2 with runny yolk
    Black pudding
    Tattie scone
    Toast / toasted soda bread

    That is the basis for a proper fry up. Optional extras can then be added, from the following, to tailor it to your specific taste: tomato, mushrooms, fried bread, hash browns, beans, haggis, white pudding.

    Note: only heathen spastics use tinned tomatoes. These people should be weeded out and executed.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****** knows ^
     
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  10. Ciaran

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    ^Is this a game of things no one has ever said :huh:
     
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    In short, we can summarise that the English don't have a ****ing clue.

    Lock the thread.
     
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    Jellied eels and mushy peas anyone?
     
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    Jellied eels <laugh>
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Full English not Porridge
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Love mushy peas but not for breakfast
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Square sliced is a must.
     
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    Rectangles or triangles ?
     
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    1 square sausage , 1 tomato sausage , tattie scone , haggis , black pudding , beans , mushrooms , grilled tomato
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    And a diet 7 up.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Nae egg? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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