I "liked" the comment because of the degree bit, it made me chuckle. One day you may say something that will make me chuckle, and then you will get a "like"
You're the one who said it mate: Me and my fairy gang only like comments for those endeavouring to be a half-wit. Hence why your comment has got so many likes
I would but I can't see pics on my phone when on ere, oh **** it I'll give it him anyway before he kicks his pug.
[Speach!] [Speach!] Oh, all right, then! I wasn't going to, but as you all insist... Let me first start off by thanking my mum, my dad, and next door's lovely daughter, all for standing by me in the dark times when people doubted I could reach 1000 likes; and to all my many hundreds of thousands of fans and admirers out there, without whom I wouldn't feel quite so smug as I do. This award is as much for you as it is for me; but, then again, I would say that as I know full well it isn't true - it's entirely for me, you see. Thank you all for loving me as much as you do, and may you be blessed with children who grow up to have a mere fraction of my gifts. Again, thank you! [applause and rousing cheers] [For he's a jolly good fellow, etc]
Suck my Klopp! No! That isn't an insult, SD! I'm talking about the young Mouser who goes by that name. He did the honours. Thanks, Sucky!
1,000? Poxy lad That's a ratio of about 1 in 18 to your post count Check mine out..... I suspect the look on your face when you see those stats would be exactly the same as if you were comparing your chipolata to my throbbing weapon.
Both our tallies pale into complete and utter insignificance next to Little Luke's! His is truly monstrous!
The interesting question is how you find the time to make 22.5k posts in just over 3 years. That's getting on for 600 per month
