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He just had to do something

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A grandmother who falsely claimed the £33million lotto jackpot belonged to her has had her house EGGED by angry locals. Susanne Hinte, who was born in Germany but lives in Worcester, said that the fortune - which had not been legitimately claimed until yesterday - was headed her way. She said she accidentally put a ticket with the winning numbers through the washing machine, meaning the date and barcode had worn off. But last night it was confirmed that the legitimate winner had been found - and it was not Mrs Hinte.

    Hours later her £145,000 home was attacked with eggs by mechanic Steve Allen. It marks the second time her home has been egged this week. Mr Allen pulled up in a blue people carrier before hurling three eggs at the house. One struck her front door. The father-of-two defended his actions however. Mr Allen said: "When I read the papers this morning I just thought, 'I've had enough of this'. "I just had to do something."


    wtf?????
     
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  2. Ciaran

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    He sounds like a well balanced individual.
     
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    Perfectly normal behaviour because he'd had enough.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    <laugh> I like his style
     
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    Eggs, eh? He must have cracked. His brain must be scrambled.

    Mrs Hinte may have to shell out to get her door professionally cleaned.

    It's no yoke.
     
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    When you look in a pictorial dictionary under "Loser" there's probably a picture of Steve Allen.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Not in my dictionary

    He's filed under "legend" and "winner"
     
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    Jail her!

    Or make her do really ****e community service...
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    Imagine reading something in the papers that made you so furious that you are compelled to egg someone's house? <laugh>
     
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    He'd had un œuf...
     
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    Like cleaning buildings of grafitti? One suspects she may be busy for the forseeable future, on the upside she won't have far to travel.
     
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    Pick up dog **** in the local parks .. no gloves!

    ****in boot!
     
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    They must have some right ******s in that area, a house egger and a woman who thought she could scam Camelot.
     
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    The second time. Who flung egg the first time then?
     
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    Now she has enough eggs for scrambled or omelette.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    I'm going to assume that was Steve too.
     
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  17. monacoger

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    *omlette
     
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    Cant believe this egg guy is getting flack on here.
     
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    I can't believe we aren't talking about him on the omlette thread. But, I agree, what he did was funny and he is a much better person than the bitch with the dodgy ticket.
     
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    Am I the only one who thinks the real winner is paying her to do this so as to divert all the attention away? Very clever move in my opinion.
     
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