I like to show old timers more respect. I'll stop thinking your only 14, having read the above post Mr Filberto.
I bet he was that ****ing kid you always see sat in the first aid room crying during break time or when you go to the toilet during a lesson.
When we were the big boys of English and European footy we still dreamed that they'd let us in the comp so that we could win the World Cup.
I bet he was that ****ing kid you always saw in the first aid room crying his eyes out during break time or whenever you went to the toilet during lesson.
My woman is 12 years yunger than me ... which may help your mental picture of just how wonderfully attractive I am
How does that work? Only beautiful women go out with old men? You could have bought her from the Phillipines?
... done very well for myself on that front tbf ... no complaints ... except that she's welsh and loud of course (the two things seem to be linked) ... very passionate race, the welsh!
... more to do with the fact that I look like a cross between George Clooney and Richard Gere I suspect ...
... we've done this one before ... quite partial to some foliage ... but it's the Welsh boys that serve their 'apprenticeship' in the manner that I suspect you are alluding to ... I have no Welsh in me ... but I've been in (watershed edit)
... she's discovered wine since I persuaded her to leave her mum's cave ... she likes the odd case of Pinot Grigio Blush of a night ...
I bet she used to smash Strongbow all the time before you civilised her though, they all do. If you get bored of her just just chill some pint cans overnight and allow her to find them in the fridge she plough through them and wander home for more.
Apparently when we last won the league there were actually still a few Arsenal fans with brain cells (not many obviously)
