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Since Spurs last won the title.....

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Arsenal87, Jan 28, 2016.

  1. Arsenal87

    Arsenal87 Well-Known Member

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    Let us marvel at all the historical moments that have passed us since the mighty Spurs and shame of London have lost won a league title.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    This happened.............

    Jesus knew that He had to get to the other side of the lake and join the disciples. I'm sure He could've swam, flew, or jumped across the lake - this is Jesus we're talking about, He could've done anything He wanted. But He decided that He could teach the disciples something so He started to walk on the water towards their boat.
    I'm not sure if you've ever tried walking on water, but its impossible. Keep in mind the water was very deep, and I bet some of the fish even noticed Jesus and stopped to watch the miracle.
    So Jesus walked and walked and finally was close enough to the disciples that He could see each of them on the boat. All of a sudden one the disciples said, "What is that!" He pointed out into the water and all the disciples turned around to see what was out there.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Also this..........

    The German surrender was the product of events in 1918. By the end of 1917, an Allied victory in Europe was far from certain. The Americans had come into the war – but Russia, overtaken by socialist revolutionaries, had pulled out.
     
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  4. Stan

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    Excellent, another Arsenal and Spurs bitch slapping thread.
     
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how we lost won a title?!...

    Perhaps we need to take lessons from The Goons, they're really good at that!

    Sorry Stan, but the brain of Britain started it!...
     
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  6. Stan

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    I wasn't born when Spurs last won a title. My son wasn't born when Arsenal last won a title. He's 10 in March. That's depressing.
     
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  7. Arsenal87

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    Your son would have been a grand dad with his own kids if we compared the time with Spurs' barren run.
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    Getting this thread in quick, just in case you can't next season?
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Does that mean your going to win the league this season? lolz
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    I doubt there's one spurs fan who thinks they will but only five points off a team who apparently can't win it so they must have a chance. Only two points behind Arsenozil.
     
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    What Watford said. Just a joke mate.
     
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  12. YOU'RE

    It's fcuking YOU'RE!!!
     
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  13. Please, if Gooners are going to attempt to wum on this board can they please, at the very least, have the common decency of demonstrating at least a basic grasp of grammar and English?

    If you're not sure of the spelling, do what a lot of thick kids do, and use simpler constructions.

    This is not rocket science, lads!
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    YOU'RE still not going to ****ING win it though!
     
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  15. That's better, son.
     
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    oh poor you ... I was born when Spurs last won a title ... depression is relative!
     
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    I was 1 when Spurs last won anything but the League Cup.

    I was -23 when QPR won their first and last trophy :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  18. My parents were just toddlers :)
     
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    <laugh> I've only just got home from work today and that's two **** ups from HIAG already
     
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    Apparently when Spurs last won the league, Wilshere's Grandad was still at School <laugh>
     
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