Off Topic Jak Attacks point about threads

I honestly thought there were some good points in this comment which were worth looking into and so opened a separate thread so that we could discuss it without it being lost in the morass of boring irrelevant comments made by so many.

What's others views on what Jak Attack says?

 

I cant tell whether you are being serious or not so I copied a joke off the Liverpool Board which tickled me:

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Shouldn't this thread be on the Sunderland board?

 

No I need to spread the Pardew love everywhere. A bit like him with the players wives. Allegedly.

PS I don't hate McClaren. He's just done ****e so far. Only a fool would argue otherwise. 70m on players of his own choosing. If he doesn't sort this out, Mike will not bother sacking him, he'll castrate him, then gut him.

Pardew is a god. That is all. For now.

 

And I think I've worked out which god he is......

(taken from '10 weird gods and goddesses' - http://hubpages.com/education/10-Weird-Gods-and-Goddesses )

Pan

• Origin: Ancient Greece

Pan has the hind legs and horns of a goat, and is one of the oldest Greek deities. He is the god of shepherds, flocks, hunters, forests, and pastoral music. However, he is also a fertility symbol with a ravenous sexual appetite. Indeed, one legend claims that Pan was the progeny of a union between Odysseus's lonely wife and her 108 suitors.

Suffice to say, Pan would attempt to copulate with anything that moved, including goddesses, nymphs, women, men, and even animals. Pan attempted to seduce the nymph, Syrinx, and pursued her when she ran away. When Syrinx's sisters turned her into a reed, the love-struck Pan created the `pan flute' from her remains. The nymph, Echo, also refused Pan, prompting the angry god to order his minions to kill her.

Our favorite sex-pest was rejected again when the nymph, Pitys, fled his lecherous advances. To escape him, the other gods turned her into a pine tree! Even more bizarre, though fitting for a fertility symbol, was Pan's ability to duplicate himself into a swarm of Pans. These recreations were variations on the original theme, with goat-like attributes and lustful urges. Pan is also one of the few gods to have actually died, though it is unclear how this occurred.

 

We're all creeps. Some of us are just more open about our creepiness.

 

Not all of us achieve god-like status at it though!

 

I agree, many is the time walking through Newcastle I've heard someone shout, "God, it's that creep No Chance". No doubt in answer to the question oft asked, "Who is God?"

 

I had no idea that you were such a good looking fella that people often mistake you for me!!