Online Gambling

Any of you ****s gamble online?

I do coupons and stick money on the fitba but nothing too wild, however hopped over to the casino on Paddy Power there. Played a bit of Blackjack, then played a slot machine. Had 20 in my account, got it up to 60, then spunked it all.

Are they rigged or what? I'm more inclined to think that they clean up by feeding off spastics like me who can't tell when to stop.

@King Shergar @Yootdem You two queers know the industry, please advise.

@Bodanki @luvgonzo @KloppLadSonofinthisMoment <----------- NEW LYT RECRUITS

 

Yes..
I signed up to William Hill with £20 and they doubled my stake..
First session I cashed out £200 playing blackjack.
Kept £20 in the account and went back a few months later after about 20 spam emails.

Got raped every hand and ended up topping up another £70..
3 boxes had 19 and made 2 20 s against the dealers 6 ..
The bot hits 21..
Go down to min stake win 2 hands , press then get done every hand.
I have dealt & Inspected blackjack for nearly 2 decades and the house has an edge but the bias for the online dealers is rigged.
Same with touch bet roulette in bookies when they came in they were set at 1% profit and many people got sucked in , now they just set them to take a much higher percentage .
If you are going to play casino games you may as well play punto banco or Red Black odd even for the best odds.
A skilled black jack player can win if you have enough cash to get through the bad shoes and leave when you are in front but most casinos have shuffle machines so the cards are random taking the card counting element away and most people are too greedy to leave when they are up.
The Gambling commission regulates gambling websites and bookies but they have no idea how the programs work so the online casino can pretty much win every time and get away with it.
You are better off playing holdem getting some headphones sunglasses and a silly hat and spending 7 or 8 hours swapping bad beat stories with irritating social outcasts.

 

I'm muslim so do not gamble.

 

Cash is king,that's the way I roll.I don't trust myself,go to the shop put the bets on and leave,if I lose well there's always tomorrow.If I lived in a backward country where you could lose your hands for a €1 EW bet things could be different plus Paddy Power all over your bank statements never looks good!

 

So am I friend.

Looking forward to your LYT initiation by the way. Rampant Protestant and de facto LYT Commander-in-Chief, @Scan, will be taking it, and the process will be overseen by Special Forces Operative @mad bogus.

Good luck.

 

Yet you gamble?

 

Black balled by Simon ^^

 

I do what i want mate. Any member of the LYT will tell you that and because i sit on the Army Council, ain't no motherfucker gonna **** with me.

Ya dig?

 

Sorry, ain't no white Triad **** getting any where near to joining the ranks of the LYT.

 

Not a true muslim then?

 

You are only a low level foot soldier and have no idea who the higher degree members are Nick.

http://www.not606.com/threads/calling-all-lyt-members.308602/

 

The computerised blackjack is definitely rigged. You should play against the live dealers instead. Takes a lot longer but at least you're not getting cheated.

I've won 100 quid on the slots in the past week. I rarely play them though.

 

Founding member, I'm afraid Simone. And as far as we know, you could be anyone, least of all Nathan (who is the LYT's potato peeler).

 

being on 19.5k a year i naturally have the funds to gamble large. dont always win but i care more about the buzz.

 

If you saved all of your salary for 2 years, you could almost buy a gaff in America, in fact fuçk it I'll let you off with the other grand

 

What happens when some Mexican **** falls behind on rent though?

 

already got 3 condos m7 use them for shagging americas next top model conestants

 

LYT expenses.

 

As true as they come, friend.

 

*contestants