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Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 27, 2015.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Training was cancelled on day after game and van Gaal was seen headed off to airport.

    They could be signing someone and the press making **** up.

    Meeting of Utd braziers today.
     
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    Gareth trains in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Hmmmm surely they've got this one arse about face.

    1. The friction from his hairy gorilla legs could generate a spark and burn his lower half right off.

    2. For any real benefit surely he should be on the oxygen not his non breathing legs.
     
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  4. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Man Utd players have voted for Van Gaal to be sacked

    #democracy
     
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  5. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Matth takes the news well

     
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  6. astro

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    Crying that they've missed out on Klopp

     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    This stuff I dunno about but I do know our manager is a complete nutter and the 4th officials better watch themselves or hannibal lector with have them for breakfast.

    Look like a serial killer.... jeeeez
     
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    gotta be honest with you astro, didn't see that 1 coming at all
     
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    Matth <laugh>

    If he ever finds a way out of his bedroom Van Gaal and Woodward had better watch out!
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    yeah but he runs like a chimp so he fits in, just stood upright n popped out for the photo :D
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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  14. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Are you a vampire, Diego?
     
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  16. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Not sure, haven't tried to look in any mirrors for quite a while :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Maybe should play them in the prem, can't be any worse going forward than your current first teamers!
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Utd don't bother loaning...

    Since Klopp arrived and we recalled our actual u21s and treated it like a reserve team we've won most games too.... no freaking hard is it.

    Btw.... team was a 433 line up.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd like to take a moment to recognise someone who's just done a really superb job for us.

    Can everyone just pause and give a big<applause> to Mr Ed Woodward.

    Not only has he put moyes in the ****s with only buying felliani and shovelling wads of cash at that one, he's worked so hard to keep van Gaal in the job he is so patently unable to do.

    Add in the massive overspending on flops and.... well... take a bow son, take a bow. :emoticon-0139-bow:

    With Woodward in charge and van Gaal in place no mourinho I think we all know where Woodward taking Utd.
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    You should promote them instead of spending millions on rubbish
     
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