It's not all bad

Maybe just maybe there's some good out there

 

Size of the big ****.

 

Pretty sure Jamie Fox saved a white guy from a burning car the other day as well.

Either that or he was trying to steal the car.

 

I wear size 7s in shoes **** me,Harland & Wolff make his shoes

 

I seen a pair of size 23 or 24 basketball trainers in a museum in London in the 90's.

Can't mind who they belonged to though. A ****ing giant is who. Couldn't wrap my mind around it then and still cant.

 

Are you a Leprechaun?

 

Size are you? I've been a size 8 1/2 since I was about 12.

 

44-45? Whatever that is in UK sizes.

 

10/11 apparently. I suppose I'm quite a small **** though, although my brothers slightly shorter than me and he's a size 14.

 

I'm not tall or small, ****nose how tall I am though, haven't been measured since I was a teenager

 

You know what they say about small feet?

 

A sports shop I know used to have a lifesize cardboard cut out of Shaq. He was alarmingly huge.

 

God gave them to women so they can stand closer to the sink?

 

Small shoes?

 

I'm an 8 1/2. My son's 13 and an 8 FURFUXAKE.

 

Signori and Baggio wore size 7 and like them never stunted my career.

 

What has different size feet?

 

Tony Cottee wore a 6 if memory serves.

 

Shaq was in a fantastic movie called Steel a few years back. Never won an Oscar though. (Wonder why eh)

 

Feet too big for the carpet?