Ellis and the fat slut out

Its easy to be brave, and confident in your own back yard. The football pitch is a foreign land to JR at the minute.

 

After 6 pints of jungle juice or sober?

 

Either mate, have you seen any of the local girls out here in Nigeria? they make Maggie look stunning. Plus I've always been a big believer that a **** is a **** and never turn one down.

 

Surely that ****ing prince **** who keeps e-mailing me must have a few spare pretty bewers.

 

Let me guess. He has some money but needs your bank details to transfer the money to?

Don't get me wrong, there's some decent night fighters here but on the whole they're pig ugly and something like 1 in 4 have aids.

 

I'd let Maggie piss on my cock.

 

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is it safe to go out at might

 

We're not allowed out where i am right now anymore mate. Oil company has us locked in due to security issues, kidnappings etc. If i'm in a different location classed as a safe zone then we're free to go and about though. To be honest i wouldn't have any issue going out anywhere here, just so long as you keep your wits about you and be sensible about it then i reckon it's safe enough. Unfortunately cos they've had a few kidnaps they hit the panic button and put a stop to it. It's ****e really but then again, i'm not missing much in the outside world either so no problem.

 

Is the job safe enough with the dropping prices?

 

Not sure at the minute mate. The contract is up for renewal end of this month, it's already in place on a 12 month rollover basis, but there's talk of cuts. **** loads of rumours flying round as always.

 

Not sure mate, but I think it's just we cant play in europe. So no penalty at all then

 

I remember reading somewhere, can't remember where as it was last season, but there was also a fine of around £1m, that's **** all compared to dropping into the Championship FFS. I'd rather we bust the FFP rules, take the punishment but survive.

 

With a bit of luck there`ll be a ban on transfers.

The ****e we bring in they`d be doing us a favour.

 

It boils my piss how every January we buy players that are either crocked or need bedding in mate, summer is the time for that. January is all about bringing in players who can hit the ground running to improve the team. Why oh why can we not do that FFS?

 

No idea mate but we never seem to learn.

 

Never mate, season after season we do the same.

 

So right even tho' ES is a risk taker in business (venture capitalist) he is not taking an FFP risk - and we would suffer big time if wre broke these - look what happened in 1950's when we had under counter payments fine - horrendous

 

Lads, Premier League FFP and UEFA FFP are different things.

 

ES wont break the rules. He was one of them who wanted them.