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Match Day Thread Fulham v Hull City

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Jan 23, 2016.

  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Spunk guzzling cock jockey...
     
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  2. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Felch breath.
     
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  3. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Leeds fan.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Always take it a step too far don't you Kemps. I thought we were just suggesting new friendly user names for each other & then, "wallop!" you kick me right in the nuts & try taking my dignity.

    Who do you think you are? My Mrs?
     
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  6. Kempton

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    Do i look like Jo Brand after drowning in the Humber and being dredged out three months later?

    Oh and it's Missus <ok>
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    When I'm having a ****, yes you do.
     
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  8. Kempton

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    You're right though, I went too far with the Leeds fan crack and I apologise unreservedly. I can be such a **** sometimes. I'm expecting a ban warning from the mods. It's nothing I don't deserve.
     
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    This is like watching a fight between John Inman and Julian Clary.

    It'd only be camper if Chazz and Dennis started going at it.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    There is no problem that cant be resolved over a nice Cup of Gin
     
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    If Quinn was still here he would not get into our current squad so all in all it was a good move for him to go.
     
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    The Wendies look like they could be shaping up for a strong end to the season.
     
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  13. Edelman

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    Girl
     
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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Just had a Sloe Gin & Damson ice cream Chazz (scoop of turkish delight & a scoop of bountiful too) &, you're right, I feel all has now been resolved.
     
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    I thought they looked a good, well organised team when we played them back in October - they've certainly strengthened and, like you, I think they could be strong play-off contenders .... if Hooper keeps banging 'em in I think they'll be a match for anyone in this Division.
     
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  16. dennisboothstash

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    It could be camp, it could be UFCesque
    Just depends if I'm fancying gin or ale
    Actually I just had a single malt, so it wouldn't be camp, but it would be relatively polite
     
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  17. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Felching

    The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
    "Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus."
     
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  18. Kempton

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    I'm off to the shops to get me some Gin :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Nooo!!!#
     
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  20. dennisboothstash

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    I'd just like to point out that drinking gin doesn't necessarily make you crave a felch, in fact if anything if could ruin the taste (of the gin)
     
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